Are you fertile?

I read in the paper where a group [I can't remember who anymore] performed a rather interesting study. They recorded the fertility cycle of a group of women and got them to take pictures of themselves everyday. At the end of this experiment, they examined the data and found that the women tended to 'dress up' more when they're at their most fertile stage of their cycle.

If this was true, then we can make the following conclusions:

Jennifer Hawkins [Miss Universe 2004] - since she always looks beautiful, she must be very fertile all the time.

~g~ [Mr Himbo 2006-2007] - infertile.

[In my defense, I was probably dressed by my parents ... so we can conclude that they're infertile ... wait a minute ... that doesn't make sense since by having me they've contradicted that theory ... ooohhhh ... so I'm adopted ... so that story about them picking me up from the rubbish bin was true ........]