Fairytales ... men's style

The ladies have their fairytales ... of a knight in shining armour coming to save them and sweep them off their feet. This is the men's version:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

[No seven dwarves, no long blonde hair, no poisonous apple ... guess which fairytale will be telling my little kids :) ... better start saving money ... when they grow up, they'll need therapy, thanks to their senile dad ... that is if I ever have kids in the first place]