Talk about being 'constipated' ...

What does this look like to you? Yup ... mobile phone ... these were found in four El Salvadorian prisoners. Apparently, they also 'hid' phone chargers & mobile phone chips in the same manner.

Which makes me wonder ... are the phones able to receive the mobile phone signal while in the [ahem] backside? Wonder if they set it on vibrate? They must have smuggled in a hands free kit too ... I mean, would you plant that thing next to your ear while talking? Aromatic I'm sure!!