Oh no ....

Civil war is happening, in my stomach that is. The english acidophilus vs chinese herbs. I drank some slow boiled soup that mom made [kinda tasted oily] and then had some yoghurt straight after. Both are known to be good for health, yoghurt I find is especially good for digestion and works well if you're constipated. However I didn't expect that the mixture of the english and chinese concoctions would lead to 'immediate cleansing'.

There I was on what many consider their 'throne'. I've always thought, "If that's your throne, just think of your kingdom ... do you then govern crap?". I then noticed what I though was a face on my marble-look tiled floor, looked like a female face with long hair. Isn't it interesting that when someone sees a face appear for example on a toasted sandwich, a painted wall or anything similar, the face is of Jesus or Mary. Why not George Bush or Ronald McDonald? Anyway I digress.

So I pop downstairs to find some medication and I find Lomotil and pop two pills out of their blisters ... then guess what I said to myself ... "bottoms up!!". I chuckled to myself and thought ... "that was the most inappropriate line at the most inappropriate moment". Oh well, hope I recover by tomorrow. Everyone knows that having a sickie on Monday is always 'dodgy'.